Everywhere Virtually

Is this really depressing or have I missed something. I like skype. I like tools that enable me to be in touch and do it cheaply. When I saw the guy in the photo though and that soundbite I nearly gagged on that small bit of vomit that comes up the back of your throat on a burp.

I mean Jesus H Christ… who is available all of the time? Who would want to be available all the time? Does ben take is iphone into the shower? Can we reach him when he is having a shit? Shall we call him when he’s having sex, at the dentist, taking out the rubbish, talking to the bank?

What an utter twonk. I hate people like this. They are on some kind of personal crusade to outdo everyone else and they are fucking nightmare to work with. They make life, bland, grey and joyless.

Ben. get a life and unplug once in a while. You will become more interesting and ladies might even look at you one day… you gimp.