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		<title>Oh Crap!</title>
		<link>http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2011/08/04/oh-crap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 23:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Austria]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this the start of World War 3? Nope, just an average Saturday lunchtime at 12pm. Personally I think it is a bit unnecessary and it scares the crap out of older folks who remember the air raids as children. A note to despotic nations with nuclear arsenals. If you ever want to attack Austria [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="margin:5px 0px 5px 0px" id="linksalpha_tag_1714777847" class="linksalpha-email-button" data-url="http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2011/08/04/oh-crap/" data-text="Oh Crap! " data-desc="Is this the start of World War 3?



Nope, just an average Saturday lunchtime at 12pm. Personally I think it is a bit unnecessary and it scares the crap out of older folks who remember the air raids as children.

A note to despotic nations with nuclear arsenals. If you ever want to attack Austria without them readying the troops, scrambling their jets and launching counter measures do it at 12pm on a Saturday. Nobody will bat an eyelid and will continue to sip their Verlängerter's. " data-site="Everywhere Virtually"></div><script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.linksalpha.com/social/loader?script_type=buttons_counters&tag_id=linksalpha_tag_1714777847&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.everywherevirtually.co.uk%2F2011%2F08%2F04%2Foh-crap%2F&gplus=1&twitter=1&fblike=1&linkedin=0&gbuzz=0&tumblr=0&reddit=0&pinterest=0&digg=0&stumbleupon=0&gpluslang=en-GB&twitterlang=en&fblikelang=en_GB&gbuzzlang=en&fblikeverb=recommend&fblikefont=arial&fblikeref=linksalpha&gplusctr=1&twitterctr=1&linkedinctr=1&gbuzzctr=1&redditctr=1&pinterestctr=1&diggctr=1&stumbleuponctr=1&twittermention=moto_everywhere&twitterrelated1=&twitterrelated2=&halign=left"></script><p>Is this the start of World War 3?</p>
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<p>Nope, just an average Saturday lunchtime at 12pm. Personally I think it is a bit unnecessary and it scares the crap out of older folks who remember the air raids as children.</p>
<p>A note to despotic nations with nuclear arsenals. If you ever want to attack Austria without them readying the troops, scrambling their jets and launching counter measures do it at 12pm on a Saturday. Nobody will bat an eyelid and will continue to sip their Verlängerter&#8217;s. </p>
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Nope, just an average Saturday lunchtime at 12pm. Personally I think it is a bit unnecessary and it scares the crap out of older folks who remember the air raids as children.

A note to despotic nations with nuclear arsenals. If you ever want to attack Austria without them readying the troops, scrambling their jets and launching counter measures do it at 12pm on a Saturday. Nobody will bat an eyelid and will continue to sip their Verlängerter's. " data-site="Everywhere Virtually"></div><script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.linksalpha.com/social/loader?script_type=buttons_counters&tag_id=linksalpha_tag_1305826982&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.everywherevirtually.co.uk%2F2011%2F08%2F04%2Foh-crap%2F&gplus=0&twitter=0&fbsend=0&linkedin=0&gbuzz=0&tumblr=0&reddit=0&pinterest=0&digg=0&stumbleupon=0&gpluslang=en-GB&twitterlang=en&fbsendlang=en_GB&gbuzzlang=en&twittermention=moto_everywhere&twitterrelated1=&twitterrelated2=&halign=left"></script>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dying to ride this bike&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2010/04/28/dying-to-ride-this-bike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 22:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of us say we would die to go riding on a sunny day when stuck at work yet there is nobody out there quite like David Morales Colón. Think the internet can no longer surprise you? Think again. David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot dead last Thursday has made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="margin:5px 0px 5px 0px" id="linksalpha_tag_54725594" class="linksalpha-email-button" data-url="http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2010/04/28/dying-to-ride-this-bike/" data-text="Dying to ride this bike..." data-desc="Many of us say we would die to go riding on a sunny day when stuck at work yet there is nobody out there quite like David Morales Colón.



Think the internet can no longer surprise you? Think again. David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot dead last Thursday has made the headlines after his untimely demise because the funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan's Hato Rey neighborhood have a unique spin on what you would consider a normal wake.

Callers w" data-image="http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100427muerto1630.jpg" data-site="Everywhere Virtually"></div><script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.linksalpha.com/social/loader?script_type=buttons_counters&tag_id=linksalpha_tag_54725594&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.everywherevirtually.co.uk%2F2010%2F04%2F28%2Fdying-to-ride-this-bike%2F&gplus=1&twitter=1&fblike=1&linkedin=0&gbuzz=0&tumblr=0&reddit=0&pinterest=0&digg=0&stumbleupon=0&gpluslang=en-GB&twitterlang=en&fblikelang=en_GB&gbuzzlang=en&fblikeverb=recommend&fblikefont=arial&fblikeref=linksalpha&gplusctr=1&twitterctr=1&linkedinctr=1&gbuzzctr=1&redditctr=1&pinterestctr=1&diggctr=1&stumbleuponctr=1&twittermention=moto_everywhere&twitterrelated1=&twitterrelated2=&halign=left"></script><p>Many of us say we would die to go riding on a sunny day when stuck at work yet there is nobody out there quite like David Morales Colón.</p>
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<p>Think the internet can no longer surprise you? Think again. David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot dead last Thursday has made the headlines after his untimely demise because the funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan&#8217;s Hato Rey neighborhood have a unique spin on what you would consider a normal wake.</p>
<p>Callers who paid their final respects to the late Mr. Colón were surprised to see Mr. Colón&#8217;s corpse, dressed casually and wearing shades, atop his Repsol Honda CBR600. According to Puerto Rico&#8217;s Primera Hora newspaper, the motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle. Family members delivered the bike to the funeral home specifically for this unusual wake.</p>
<p>Think I&#8217;m making this stuff up then <a href="http://www.primerahora.com/diario/noticia/otras/noticias/velan_muerto_en_motora_en_hato_rey_%28ve_video%29/383502">checkout the original link</a>. This is not a one off either, the same funeral home did a similar setup last year with <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26290833">another young man who was the last man standing</a> in his mothers living room during the multi day wake. You&#8217;ve got to give it to the funeral home they definitely score points for originality!</p>
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		<title>This is why I don&#8217;t ride a Harley</title>
		<link>http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2009/07/13/this-is-why-i-dont-ride-a-harley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It attracts the wrong sort]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="margin:5px 0px 5px 0px" id="linksalpha_tag_923521677" class="linksalpha-email-button" data-url="http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2009/07/13/this-is-why-i-dont-ride-a-harley/" data-text="This is why I don't ride a Harley" data-desc="It attracts the wrong sort :) 

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		<title>BMW garage door opener</title>
		<link>http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2009/06/08/bmw-garage-door-opener/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.]]></description>
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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		<title>Types of people</title>
		<link>http://www.everywherevirtually.co.uk/2008/06/18/types-of-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who ride motorcycles and those who wish they could.]]></description>
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