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Sibirsky Extreme – The UK to the Balkans

Day -1 – Cheshire to Ystradgynlais, Wales

Craven Arms sheep - ShropshireThe Sibirsky Extreme Project was finally under way. Walter had made his way from London to Ystradgynlais on the Friday afternoon but due to work commitments I had to leave early on the Saturday.

Well I finally got under way and left Cheshire at 6am. I rode west and then took the A49 south towards Shropshire and beyond. I had put a predetermined route into the sat nav and enjoyed the twisties all the way down to Touratech. It was a day of sunshine and showers and generally very enjoyable riding weather with the odd rainbow thrown in.

I arrived just before lunch and the usual suspects were there. Friends from UKgser, people I’d met at last years event and the staff at Touratech.

I got the camcorder and camera setup for Walters talk on the Sibirsky Extreme project. I had intended to do one of the Touratech off road rides but I arrived a bit late and had other duties to perform.

By mid afternoon I had a realisation. I had unknowingly made a sacrificial offering to the road gods… Somewhere between Cheshire and Ystradgynlais I had lost a bag. It was a decathlon dry bag on top of my right pannier. It had my tarp, one man tent and my Andystrapz in it. Not expensive kit but a pain in the arse nonetheless. I was hell bent on travelling light and so this meant I would have to go home and get my big tent (home being 200 miles north) I could have purchased a cheap tent but I had other things to sort out.

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Because we have taken on the Sibirsky Extreme Project we have automatically become more manly, more attractive to the opposite sex, capable of amazing feats of endurance and able to withstand the extremes that mother nature can throw at us… So after a fine evenings entertainment from the legendary raconteur, adventure motorcyclist, general HE MAN and male portion of team Nutkin aka Austin Vince we stepped into the sub zero temperatures of Ystradgynlais took a deep breath and decided to secure a warm cosy sleeping bag for the night inside Touratech.

Austin had also managed to gain access to Fortress Touratech for the night. He slept beside me on the floor and I don’t like to say this Lois but he was amazing . There was the 5am incident where Austin had nipped outside and got locked out by the self locking door. it was -3c out there and I’m not sure how long he’d been out there but he was very grateful that we let him back in and offered to make it up to us.

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After a hearty breakfast and some fine tea we were ready for the off. The cameras were rolling and with Billy (www.biketruck.com) and Austin on the mic it was the finest send off anyone could ask for. It was a great feeling and what adventure motorcycling is all about. I recommend everyone should do it. There have to be some sacrifices but the rewards are great!

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Les Wassell from www.HID50.com joined us on the ride out and he accompanied me all the way back to Cheshire. We stopped to have a brief chat and decide when we would regroup.

I felt it would be fitting to have a symbol that would reflect on the days proceedings and act as a talisman for the days and weeks on the road ahead. Walter, Myself and Les felt the first sign from the road gods just didn’t have quite the right ring about it…

So as Walter forged on alone to London it was left to Les and myself to find a better sign. 2 hours later we think we found it and with due pomp and ceremony at the roadside we stamped our seal of approval onto the talisman by furnishing it with a Sibirsky Extreme sticker.

So the first day ended with Myself and Walter at opposite ends of the country because with all best laid plans they often change. Walter needed some documents from a storage unit and I needed some promotional material for the trip proper. It was a good opportunity to test the gear, the bikes and our setup and I certainly benefited from reworking my setup.

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Day 2 – Cheshire to Tongeren, Belgium (Written by Walter)

Well it’s only the end of Day 2, and its already been an eventful couple of days.

The departure from Touratech was a huge buzz. Getting a send off from Austin Vince was pretty special. I like to read, watch and keep abreast of all sorts of biking trips, but for me, none come close to the 2 magnum opuses of the Brothers Vince. There is one thing that sets their projects apart from almost all others, and that’s the fact that they (too) seem to value the satisfaction of being the first to do something on a motorcycle.

I guess everybody gets what they want out of adventure biking films, but for me it’s the trailblazing spirit, the desire to do something that hasn’t been done before that makes a great adventure. Mondo Enduro and Terra Circa both set out to do what hadn’t been done before. That’s why they’re great. There were no trip reports to read to help them do the bits that no-one had done before. It was virgin motorcycle territory.3404404946 4982a50a22 Sibirsky Extreme   The UK to the Balkans

I like to think my earlier trip, the Tokyo to London Project, shared the Vince philosophy in that way. If I am able to reach some (or all) of my objectives in this current project, then I hope to build on that spirit. I still believe there are plenty of interesting roads out there yet to be ridden. It’s harder and harder to do a trailblazing adventure biking trip, but there is still potential out there.

Day 2 began for both Jonathan and myself in our respective homes in Manchester and London. The plan was to meet at Folkestone Eurotunnel terminal about 10 am. As it happens, both of us were delayed (I had to search for papers in my self storage shed near Gatwick and Jon had traffic problems) and we met at about 12:00 before rolling under La Manche to Calais.

3404413682 361a979eee Sibirsky Extreme   The UK to the BalkansThe delayed start to the day meant we were squeezed in terms of schedule as soon as we rolled off the tunnel at 2:30pm local time in France. We wound our way through the Flanders Fields around Ypres and Passchendale before realising we were far too late to make a 6pm dinner date in Tongeren on the other side of Belgium with Norbert and family. Norbert was a contact through Horizons Unlimited who I had written to of number of times but had never met. There was no other option – we had to hit the dreaded motorways for over 2 hours.

I had also arranged to meet Stijn and friends, a couple of other Belgian guys planning a ride to Siberia, Mongolia and China for next year, and to meet my 8 year old son Michael – who lives in Holland – that evening. It was going to be a rushed evening and I had no idea how I would be able to link it all together.

Fortune favours the brave and the answer was apparent as we arrived at Norbert’s. He lived in an old Castle! Fantastic stuff. So thanks to the fantastic hospitality of Norbert, Francoise and Thierry, all things came to pass that evening in the Castle. After an evening speaking with Stijn and his friends, Jon and I spent the evening in the guesthouse with our motorcycles, while Michael and his mum spent the evening in the Castle itself.

A stressful day, and what was probably the longest day of the trip (about 500 km for me and probably 700 km for Jonathan) ended with dinner and wine in a fantastic castle. The Brothers Vince would have loved this one!

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Day 3 – Tongeren, Belgium to Enzoklosterle, Deutschland

The next day after a hearty breakfast, a tour of Rolls Royce collection and a few moments to take some photos we were off.

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We headed for Maastricht in the Netherlands for those that don’t know and then turned south towards France, Luxembourg and Germany.

we kept off the beaten track where possible. The sat nav’s both started acting a bit weird around Saarland which was a re-run of last year.

As we rode across into France Walters bike conked out on him. This was to be a recurring theme. Walter soon deduced he had fuse problems but that was it. beyond that neither of us knew. Maybe a short circuit somewhere but alas… where do you look?

We took a fantastic route some of which was a happy accident and the rest was planned. Traffic cops hiding behind trees were a plenty. Walter cautioned me as to my speed. I was doing 50mph on the open road which is not excessive but still those small towns do crop up pretty regularly the speed is often 50kmh.

We took a lot of video on this day just to get the practice in, but not many photos. By nightfall we had made it to Baden Baden and from there we went in search of a campsite. What we found instead were snow covered mountain villages and dark freezing forests with campsites that were still frigid. Not everyone was sharing our love of the extreme it would appear and we had tried at least 4 hotels before we struck lucky. Despite this being the 21st century and both Walter and myself being middle aged, respectable chaps on expensive BMW motorbikes it was still not enough to convince some Baden-Württemberg patrons that we were not Hells angels bent on trashing the hotel and throwing TV’s out the window.

In the end we found room at the inn in Enzoklosterle and despite the late hour managed to get beer and a light meal. They were initially frosty towards us but when they saw that we weren’t going to eat their kittens and pillage the towns folk they were quite charming. We had a few beers and some sauerkraut and the retired to quarters for the evening.

late night supper in Germany

Day 4 – Enzoklosterle, Deutschland to Feldkirch, Austria

Hotel Waldhorn Post - Enzklösterle - DE

We had breakfast and packed up early today. We had a lot of ground to cover most of which was going to be mountainous. We said Auf Weidersehen to a misty Enzoklosterle and enjoyed the cool morning air. There is something very Hänsel und Gretel about the Black forest.

Enzklösterle, Schwarzwald, Germany

The First of the German Forests

Our goal today was to ride south to Konstanz, ride alongside Bodensee before rising up into the hills before descending into the most westerly Austrian region of Voralberg and the town of Feldkirch. Amazingly we would take in 4 countries on this day. Germany, Switzerland, Lichtenstein and Austria.

Zürich this way

Bodensee / Konstanz

Schweiz / Liechtenstein

Day 5 – Feldkirch, Austria to Lake Garda Italy